Who am I?

The second question, following the initial, “why ‘acceptable face’?”, is surely, “Who are you?”.

Obviously, certain details like name, location, height, employer and personal Twitter handle may be best kept secret, since I’m trying to remain anonymous. But I can tell you about the real me – which has nothing to do with being 5 ft 6″ or living in the UK. Damn.

I’m a self-diagnosed aspie, with a penchant for looking on the bright side, ranting about poor standards in education, obsessing over food, reading voraciously and observing great British traditions like drinking tea to help me do almost anything.

I want to use this blog to talk about Apsergers, education, work, food, tea, literature and bananas*.

*Just kidding. I hate bananas.